You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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