Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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