nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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