I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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