My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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