Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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