: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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