So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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