Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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