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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I love you!

  (323): View more from California

  You're insane

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...

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• (786): View more from Florida

  tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.

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• (805): View more from California

  went out last night. woke up with a lisp.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.

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