Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
