they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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