wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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