This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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