I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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