All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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