i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize