YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
