mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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