Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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