I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
