So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
