If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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