Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i think im in europe. pls send help
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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