I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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