my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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