That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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