If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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