did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Randomize