Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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