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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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