I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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