That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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