I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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