So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just want nice things and good sex
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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