Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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