I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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