please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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