Can Purell be used as lube?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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