i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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