yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
