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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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