Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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