you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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