fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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