3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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