My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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