I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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