Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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