turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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