Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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