Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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