Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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