is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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