I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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