i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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