DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize